Funny things kids say
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Topic: Funny things kids say
Posted By: caraMel
Subject: Funny things kids say
Date Posted: 08 September 2006 at 11:49am
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I thought I'd start a fun thread seeing as my last post was so yucky.
Ella is talking heaps now, and has some really funny ways of saying things. Some of her words have become normal vocablulary for us and extended family too. Here are some of hers; Stinky = Dinky Sticky = Dicky Chicken = Dicken Music = Mooksie Butterflies (her fav thing) = Fa-flies Any drink with bubbles in = Beer Tiger = Zeeeeba (but go figure, Zebra = Zebra??) All bears = Teddy Beer Grandma & Grandad = Gama-gandad Uncle Josh = Yucky Dosh What do your littlies say that makes you laugh? ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 08 September 2006 at 11:58am
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Maya calls my parents Ninny (Grandad) and Meema (Grandma) Started because she couldn't say the words properly and even tho she can now pronounce them, the nicknames have stuck. Can see the gremlins calling them Ninny and Meema too.
I have no idea how she got Ninny out of Grandad, but Mum reckons it's appropriate...  -------------  Maya Grace (28/02/03)
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The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 08 September 2006 at 1:04pm
lol james calls his grandad nandad and if you ask him a question its ethir i dont no or na lol ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: daikini
Date Posted: 08 September 2006 at 2:40pm
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Kiya used to say "Luggasink" (lug-a-sink) for elephant! However, she recognised if we used the wrong word, so conversations would go:
K: "There's a luggasink!" Me: "A luggasink?" K: "No! A luggasink!" Me: "An elephant?" K: "Yes! A luggasink!" ------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys |
Posted By: meow
Date Posted: 08 September 2006 at 2:47pm
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Ella used to call beer "daddy water"
Yesterday we went to buy some icing sugar from the dairy to ice biscuits and when we got back she said "now we've got our icecream sugar mummy". hehe She comes up with funny words and phrases each day lol  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 08 September 2006 at 3:52pm
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ooH, Becca, there is a specifi teachery word for that..i forget.
Jake always says "oh no" with great seriousness. I asked him "do you love mummy", "oh no" he looks at me shaking his head. and the animal impressions are pretty impressive - he can do elephants, sheep, cows, monkeys and zebras - they sound like horses. (well not really, bu when he asked i kinda ad-libbed) |
Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 08 September 2006 at 9:02pm
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What noise does a zebra make? ------------- Aimee Hannah 22/10/05 Greer 11/02/08 |
Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 08 September 2006 at 9:20pm
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Was just going to ask that!
Paris never really had any insteresting words. Ayja has the monkey sound down-packed.. if anyone says "ayja is a monkey"he grins and goes "ooh ooh ooh aah aah aah" so cheeky. and she has one of the blow up monkeys in her room that we had for paris's party.. each night we have to say goodnight to all these different things before bed and she waves to them or kisses them.. and we'll get to the monkey and i'll say "goodnight monkey" and we just get the "ooh ooh ooh aah aah ah". ooh we did have a funny thing with paris the other day though: we went to the esplanade playground the other weekend, and we were pulling up to the carpark and an old lady was walking by and we had to wait for her and we hear a little voice from the back seat say really excitedly "hey, this place has nanas!!" I nearly split my sides. then, that was the day that she knew my mum was coming home from holiday at my sister mels, and we had told her mum was coming home on the train.. we had got out of the car, after the "this place has nanas" remark.. and were walking along near the entrance to the playground by the big slide.. she hears the little miniature train whistle go and hears it coming along the tracks and she goes "oooh that will be nana!!! nana's on that train!!!" and got really excited. again, was all i could do not to end up rolling on the ground in fits of laughter. she seriously thought that nana was coming home from hamilton on the little esplanade train!! I told her no, nana was coming on a proper train and mike jokes "oh no.. she's on that train!" so paris stood there watching the train go past, looking for nana.. and was not happy with dad when she saw that indeed, nana was NOT ON THE TRAIN. ahh so funny. ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja 
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Posted By: meow
Date Posted: 09 September 2006 at 8:56am
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I have to add something else that Ella said yesterday.. there is a song that goes "5 little monkies jumping on the bed, one fell off and jumped his head". We sang it in playgroup yesterday.. so in the afternoon we were hanging washing out and Ella dropped a peg on the ground. Ella said "oh no, he bumped his head!" and picked it up and gave it a cuddle.. she did it again for other pegs, and a coathanger. hehe ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: k&jsmum
Date Posted: 09 September 2006 at 11:56am
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Keegan calls elephants appledents - very cute ------------- Marlene Keegan ~ 14 October 2003 Jaidyn ~ 14 October 2003 |
Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 09 September 2006 at 12:19pm
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Oh these are all so cute!
Another one my Ella says is, when she wants me to do something she'll say "Mummy put it Ben in rocket?" (Mummy put Ben in his rocker) LOL ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and:
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Posted By: newmum
Date Posted: 09 September 2006 at 1:13pm
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My little sister used to call parmesan cheese PALMERSTON cheese, hehehehehe ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 10 September 2006 at 9:11am
| if you watch Baby Einstein, you can hear the noise a zebra makes - not like a whining horse/donkey like i made up. although zebras are quite high pitched. if you are interested - polar bears hiss when they are angry. |
Posted By: ellabellame
Date Posted: 10 September 2006 at 1:58pm
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oh these are all so cute! i can't wait until mikey starts talking, although i can just see myself bragging about what he can say and how cute he is and boring everyone senseless. ------------- |
Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 10 September 2006 at 4:34pm
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I never knew that about polar bears Liz - thanks! Is that off world animals? Thats the next one I want to get ------------- Aimee Hannah 22/10/05 Greer 11/02/08 |
Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 10 September 2006 at 7:54pm
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Baby Noah. not the hissing part though. don't know where I got that piece of info from.
Jake also has Baby Neptune which he also loves. (fishes) |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 11 September 2006 at 12:51pm
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Maya used to call elephants "elphelants" and lions "ligons" and horses "norsies" but now she gets cross when we use those words and corrects us. ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
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The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 11 September 2006 at 6:21pm
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Andrew is quite good with he talking now hes had his ears sorted (grommets put in). However everything on the toilet is poos. And the toilet is coolet. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: Karysta
Date Posted: 11 September 2006 at 10:04pm
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Laur has always called mark
"fat daddy' (I used to always say that daddy is... to her) funny thing is her daddy is thin. her most recent funny thing is when DP gets her ready for bed she tells him BAD Goirl Bahabior (bad girl behavior) Fat daddy..... opps sounds Like I need to find positive reinforcement eh! Shes so wordy for a 13month old..it scares me talks ten to the dozen |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 12 September 2006 at 11:00am
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Don't worry Karysta - Maya calls Daddy "black a*s" and Mummy "Mama Hippotopamus". Both of those came out of her fathers mouth first... ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
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The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 12 September 2006 at 3:30pm
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And a couple of bad ones: Elmo = Homo - thanks to his father calling him that. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 12 September 2006 at 6:57pm
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lol funny lol ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: My2cuties
Date Posted: 25 September 2006 at 8:30pm
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I was trying to teach Akasha a bit about Vlocanoes the other day (it was on squirt, which we just happened to be watching) anyway, I got to the end of my little spiel and said dont worry, we dont have anything in Nelson though. and she just looked at me and says "Dont touch the Hot-canoes mummy, you will get burned!"
another thing we get her to say often is delicious: Dee-lish-ish!" Tia has begun making animal noises, she does the horse noise really well it goes a little something like this " Eeeeeeeee-hm-hm-hm-hm" like a whinny. shes 10.5 months old so its really cute! |
Posted By: EllenMumof2
Date Posted: 25 September 2006 at 8:38pm
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The cutiest thing my 5 year old said and done is when i was in Hosptial and he had come to see his baby sister for the first time i was breast feeding her and he was dying for a hold he said on the hosptial bed and pulled up his top and said " i will feed her for you mum" it was so cute.
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 25 September 2006 at 8:41pm
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aww. cute.
Mike had a conversation with Pari son the way home tonight, she asked him if when she got older she could have a baby in her tummy like mummy used to. He said yes, when she was much older, lol.. so she turned to ayja and said, "then you get to be in my tummy!" mike said that no, ayja would not be the baby in her tummy, she would have her own baby.. to which she replied "aw, i can't think of my OWN baby" ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: k&jsmum
Date Posted: 27 September 2006 at 10:24pm
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I have to laugh at Jaidyn at the moment. hes going through the phase of saying "Jaidyn wants that" when he sees toys he likes on telly. He even does it for me saying "Mummy wants that". Apparently I really want the Brat dolls lol ------------- Marlene Keegan ~ 14 October 2003 Jaidyn ~ 14 October 2003 |
Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 28 September 2006 at 6:24am
| Jake has a new tendency of shaking me awake at 5:soam, then saying "hello mama, what doing?" |
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 28 September 2006 at 9:30am
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Hannah told me the other day to "Sort out Bria" (Briona) lol It all came about because Briona snatched Hannah's doll - again - just to tease. ------------- |
Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 22 October 2006 at 4:26pm
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My son was about 2 yrs & 9 mths. It was getting cooler at night & it was time to bring out one of those childrens hot water bottles with a cover that is a hippo. He also loves his "Thomas the Tank Engine" trains.
When he first went to bed with his hot water bottle in the hippo cover, my husband & i told him it was his hippopotamus, in which he then called it his "hot-a-thomas". We of course thought it was hilarious, & the name has stuck!   [/IMG]
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