From the "mouths" of babes...
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Topic: From the "mouths" of babes...
Posted By: daikini
Subject: From the "mouths" of babes...
Date Posted: 18 April 2006 at 8:00am
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"I was helping my Mummy hang out the washing, and I had a peg. Mummy said 'Ta', so I gave her the peg and she used it. But no matter how many times I said 'Ta' to her, she wouldn't give the peg back! So I didn't want to play that game anymore, and I wouldn't give her any more pegs!" ~ Josiah ------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys |
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Posted By: daikini
Date Posted: 18 April 2006 at 8:03am
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"Mummy, how do big sheep make little sheep?" ~ Kiya
My mind went blank! In the end, Nat and I said that all animals make babies the same way, just like people. That the girls have eggs inside of them that will grow into a baby... at least she didn't ask if animals have "special cuddles" like Mummy and Daddy did to make Baby! ------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys |
Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 18 April 2006 at 8:15am
| hehe! I know what you mean about Ta Becca. Jake started saying thank you, but would only say it when he GAVE someone something. Never when he received. Now he's just given up on that altogether. |
Posted By: mum2emj
Date Posted: 18 April 2006 at 9:11am
| ohhh... becca.... last night my 3 year old asked the question to her daddy, "why does mummy have a baby in he tummy? how did it get there?" and "do you have one daddy?" argh... i thought she may ask eventually, but i wasnt expecting it!!! haha, i still have no idea how to answer yet. HELP!!!!! |
Posted By: daikini
Date Posted: 18 April 2006 at 9:42am
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Lol... here's what we've told Kiya (this is the full version, that's developed over the last couple of years):
All mummys have seeds inside, called "eggs". God and Jesus plant the seed in the womb when They know its time for the mummy and daddy to have a baby. Mummy and Daddy have "special cuddles" in bed, and Daddy waters the seed, and it grows into a baby. All the physical stuff (like what the baby looks like in the womb, where in the body all that happens etc) about the development of the baby, and the birth, she knows from pictures in one of my baby books. We look at the pictures together, then get a ruler and measure on her hand how big the baby is now. We've talked about how both her and Josiah were born, and also about how her cousins (c-section) were born. ------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 18 April 2006 at 10:36am
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Maya told me her Daddy put the babies in my puku with a screwdriver... -------------  Maya Grace (28/02/03)
 (02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: mum2emj
Date Posted: 18 April 2006 at 11:04am
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thats gorgeous emma!
and becca, that sounds like a good one to try! thanks! argh, i dont do these questions very well! 
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Posted By: robyn
Date Posted: 18 April 2006 at 12:15pm
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KObe thinks the baby is in my belly button and often tries to share his food with bubba through my belly button but thats better than my neice who thinks babies come from boobies! ------------- KOBE born 19 March 2004 http://www.TickerFactory.com/"> 
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 18 April 2006 at 5:57pm
| When i was five appanretly I told the gitrls at New World exactly how babies were made...quite graphically according to mum/ |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 18 April 2006 at 10:40pm
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ha i remember my cousin when she was 3 (shes now 10) telling me all about penises and vulvas (i was like isnt that a car?no that would be a volvO) and how the egg gets fertilised etc and how the mummy and daddy go ah ah ah and the mummy gets a baby in her tummy.
AHHH of course so simple! hmm caitlyn says some interesting things and has quite the imagination "you'll look so pretty when u get married mum, i'll be so proud of u!" (me) " dont u think im pretty now caitlyn?" "no mum, not yet, but one day u will be" her friend bumped her eye (accidently) at kindy the other day -this is caitlyns version of events " my friend cut my eye with a knife....she had a knife cos the teachers gave her one and said go cut caitlyns eyes." gee dont know if i should believe her or not? but the one i remember the best was when she was 2 i told her off for something and she looks at me and says "but i just love u too much mum" REALLY? with ur cutup eye (its not cut, not even bruised) u love UGLY OLD ME? lol |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 12:47pm
lol thats so funny ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: jax
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 1:04pm
I have to admit that really made me laugh too  ------------- Jacquie - Mama to Erin, 13.07.06 - Chief Cat Chaser & Marmite Sammie Eater 
Love many, trust few, harm none. ~Anon~ |
Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 4:27pm
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hehe sounds like caitlyn's got a really vivid imagination!
my niece told me her new sister came out of her mummy's feijoa, hehehe! ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 8:48pm
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hehehehehehehehehehehe I love Caitlyn's stories!!!!!
Can't wait until Hannah starts saying fun stuff! |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 9:29pm
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hahaha feijoa!!!!!! lol never heard it called THAT before!!!
yes caitlyn is quite the story teller *sigh* This morning she told me that cassie (our cat) had been to a party with red and pink and blue and pink and yellow and pink ...oh and did i mention pink? balloons and a cake...and came home and made a mess of the lounge. SOOOO naturally i went to have a look at the lounge and sure enough shed decided it would be really "fun" to do some "baking" in the lounge (why not the kitchen i ask u?) and had spilt milk and flour everywhere. And the little miss says wistfully " i did tell cassie to be more careful mum...but he just didnt listen" ?!!!? 
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 9:56pm
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Ha ha Kelly, your stories amke me laugh! ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 11:03am
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hehehehehehe feijoa!!!
kelly you should write a book of all caitlyn's stories, they are sooo funny!
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Posted By: AnnaD
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 11:30am
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Hehehe!! caitlyn is SOOOOO cute! i love her stories!! ------------- Anna and Quinn 10 July 2004 www.quinnariki.blogspot.com and one more on the way.... http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 5:34pm
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hehe i should do a thread called caitlyns stories lol
well today was fun, at the bus stop she said to someone "did it hurt when u got so old?how old are u?" person replies 43 " ooooh ur soo old...my mummys old shes 84!" (im 24) And to my BOSS -" do u work with my mummy? do u like going to stupid old work? my mum doesnt like stupid work" at my friends baby shower when someone asked her why she was running about (said very proudly) "cos IM a RATbag" least shes always been good with her manners! |
Posted By: newmum
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 5:36pm
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hehehehehe ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 6:30pm
lol i,m crying with laughter shes sooo funnyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 8:26pm
| oh my gosh.. tears actually streaming down my face! |
Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 10:39pm
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she's so funny - Mike is alughing too.
Paris says her fair share of really funny stuff but i cannot htink of any really right now. I do know that when we said about moving to the new house she said to me "mummy the new house isn't going to stink aye?" and i said "what do you mean stink?" "well, this house smells cos daddy farts, he won't be allowed to fart in the new house aye mum" I also know that mike has said some really interesting things lately. today he was talking about some "hottie" being really stupid about it, and he was saying all these things like "oh looks she's one of those blonde hotties with the black piece under her hair, and look at the skirt she's got on" then he goes "i bet she's naked underneath" I ask you... are we not ALL naked underneath? ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja 
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 10:46pm
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oh yeah, and one of mikes mates got paris a lollypop a few weeks back. she had been eating it nicely, sitting still.. for quite a while. then she just came up to me in the kitchen, and handed it to me
"can you take it mum" (me) "Why,.... are you finished" "Can you just take it," she says, pushing it towards me "it.. it's freaking me out" (me, laughing) "What?" "It's freaking me out, it's all sticky down here" pointing to her hand" I then took it away and she points up to the other one up on the bench, in a different flavour and goes - "can i have that one now?" i think she listens to me too often and decided to try a few of my sayings. lolol ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 21 April 2006 at 12:29am
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hehehe...funny and cute!
and i forgot how funny men can be! lol about the naked underneath remark janine. okay last caitlyn story of the nite "mum can u get poppa please? poppa u really disappointed me tonite, becoz u hurt my feelings...i asked u to dance to the wiggles with me and u didnt, i dont care if u dont love me anymore poppa cos u have no hair, i have hair and im a prettier girl than u are poppa, ur an old ugly girl. But if u dance to the wiggles u'll be pretty like me!" (and yes she does say words like disappointed however ive always been super careful of never telling her im disappointed in her,so dont know where she got that from) oh did i also mention how every so often she'll rest her head on my tummy and say (loudly in a public place usually) " i can hear the baby mum! my baby sister-she wants me to have a toy" I am not pregnant. I am NOT fat -ive lost weight dammit-fitting into my size 10 pants now little b****! and last but not least she decided she wanted cereal without milk and went to get something from her room and turns and says "dont u be putting any milk on my cereal mum-i will NOT be impressed with u" sure there will be more anecdotes tomorrow-so another embarrassing day for me lol |
Posted By: skirts
Date Posted: 21 April 2006 at 12:07pm
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Ha ha ha ha ha those are classic! I cant wait for summer to start poppin things like that out, sure Ill regret it once she does and aays embarrassing things though lol!
keep them coming girls.....
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 21 April 2006 at 1:32pm
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hmmm caitlyn went up to an indian man wearing a turban and very solemnly said "hello, jesus" SHAME
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 21 April 2006 at 3:09pm
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Maya told my Dad "My Daddy (as in Willie, who my dad can't stand) calls you Ninconpoop". My Dad said "Does he now?" and looked at me, and Little Miss Innocent pipes up "Yep, but it's okay, he's only winding me up..." ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
(02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 21 April 2006 at 3:20pm
Oh dear... 
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Posted By: deharn
Date Posted: 21 April 2006 at 4:04pm
Oh my goodness Caitlyn's stories are a crack up!!!
Kids say the funniest things, unfortunatly not always at the most approriate times though hey Emma??? Gotta love em............ |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 21 April 2006 at 7:10pm
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thats so true! i remember this doco a few years ago about how u try to instill honesty in children but at a certain age (3-5) they take it very seriously and dont have the concept of lying to protect someones feelings...there was a woman who got a vase and her daughter was saying "but mummy u have one just like that already and u hate it" (mum) "haha, no i dont emily ..." "yes u do mum..u said its the ugliest thing u ever saw...." and so on -God it was funny!
Caitlyn tonite-Mum where do we live? do we live in england? no hun we live in newzealand Oh pickles, i want to live in tauranga over in england. SO any taurangeans-seen the queen lately? |
Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 23 April 2006 at 11:35am
| "Pickles"???? Now that is cute!!! |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 23 April 2006 at 11:39am
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yeah , its what those no it all little brats on little einsteins say "oh pickles!"
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 23 April 2006 at 11:40am
sorry very bad grammar there-i meant Know it all brats 
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Posted By: deharn
Date Posted: 23 April 2006 at 11:45am
ohhhhh..........I keep checking here to see if there is a new Caitlyn story 
I have just bought tickets to a few of the upcoming Comedy Festival shows but Caitlyn's cute stories are free and sooooo funny! Bring them on Caitlyn
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 23 April 2006 at 2:35pm
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lol okay deharn heres the latest just for you
so, i took her highness to the pools yesterday and when it was time to get out she runs back into the pool (with her towel) and trys to hide, so im (calmly as possible ) trying to catch her.So then i hear this yell "help help that girls trying to catch me and bite me...dont let mummy get me " *fake little sniff* and EVERYONE was listening and im going *nervous laugh* Caitlyn dont be ridiculous" and she says "ur mean mummy...and and YOUVE got big BOOBIES!" to this poor woman watching caitlyns little display. SO i just grabbed the little monkey and that was that. NO MORE POOL EVER!!!!! when caitlyn was 2 we were staying with a friend and her (then ) 4year old and he had a bath and was standing naked in the lounge so caitlyn walks up to him and grabs a hold of his um "peanut"as caitlyn would say and turns to me and says "what the heck is THAT?" poor boy ahhh its where he keeps his brains dear, like all the boys ..... |
Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 23 April 2006 at 2:45pm
| hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Posted By: 98765
Date Posted: 23 April 2006 at 3:34pm
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Haha thats so cute.
The other day my friend and her 16 mnth daughter was at my house and i was changing jack and her wee girl went to grab his wee 'peanut' lol, my mate grabbed her before she grabbed it but u shud of seen the smile on Jacks face ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: deharn
Date Posted: 23 April 2006 at 7:39pm
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Caitlyn is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even I am red faced for you though with the "boobies" comment, my gawd she is a classic.
"ahhh its where he keeps his brains dear, like all the boys ....." And that is where she gets her wit from Caitlyns mum!!!!
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 23 April 2006 at 10:58pm
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yeah i think she must get her wit from me....be about the only bloody thing-shes definetly her daddys daughter in appearance.
Last story of the night (Gosh u girls must be getting sick of them!) My brothers car wouldnt start and he really really needed to get to work (this was friday) cos he was already on his last warnings and he was freaking out and caitlyn says "cameron...." he says "Yeah?" "youre really up the creek without a paddle arent u?" oooh jack-liking the ladies already!!!! |
Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 23 April 2006 at 11:29pm
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Ah how could we get sick of gems like that???
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Posted By: Leish
Date Posted: 24 April 2006 at 6:16am
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Tears streaming down my face - Caitlyn is a classic!! How old is she? Very clever.
One of my little man's (now 9 years old) funny stories was when he was about 2 and we were at home and I had just eaten LOTS of chocolate and was feeling really fat so I decided to run up and down the stairs (I know - really weird) and I got hot so I took off my top and just had my sports bra on. Christopher was watching me with a look of absolute adoration on his face and said "mum, when I have big nipples like you, will I wear a bra too?" - it was soooooo hard not to laugh!! I told him that if he ever had nipples (thats what he called boobs)as as big as mine, I would buy him a bra and force him to wear it. He was so happy!! He loves hearing that story now... |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 24 April 2006 at 9:51pm
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nikki -i get sick of them cos they usually involve me getting embarrassed!
Leish -shes 3 and a half,4 in june and oh my gosh thats so cute! lol ur boy wanting a bra like urs
oops didnt realise caitlyn had been listening to my sisters cd. Realised she had in the middle of the checkout area at the warehouse. She was very quiet and well behaved then looking this little old couple right in the eye she says to the man "dontcha wish ur girlfriend was hot like me?" and then she decided to do her little bum wiggle and go "they say im really sexy,but u cant touch my humps" and when i went to pick her up she said "mum i said dont touch my humps....u have lots of humps round ur tummy mum....why are u saying be quiet.....am i embarrassing u..." btw -a lot of people dont believe me but caitlyn really does say words like embarrassed and impressed and disappointed and knows the context in what to say them as well.Smart as*
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 24 April 2006 at 9:59pm
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lol!!! tears running down my face!!! ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 24 April 2006 at 10:16pm
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tears were nearly running down my face-but of embarrassment not laughter.....
tomorrow i'll tell u about how i learnt the hard way that u have to be REALLLY careful what u say about other people (ie calling them a ho) when there are bigmouthed little people who like to make ur life as awkward as possible......
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Posted By: meow
Date Posted: 24 April 2006 at 11:27pm
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OMG Caitlyn sounds awesome! I'm lmao here!!
P.s I believe that she can say those words as my almost 2 year old is an incredible talker too.. I imagine she'll be like that in a year or so arrrggh! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: deharn
Date Posted: 25 April 2006 at 7:05am
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ohhhhhhhh she cracks me up...............
That one made me laugh and cringe at the same time, she is a real little miss I just adore her.
On the other hand though I hope my "humps" or abundance of them are never in front of her in the checkout line!! |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 25 April 2006 at 1:53pm
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lol man i laughing so hard i gonna cry ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 25 April 2006 at 5:01pm
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yay meow, its nice to know someone elses daughter will be embarrassing her before long hehe!
I had been "discussing" ok b*tching about this girl im aquainted with and her "undignified" behavior recently with another friend,caitlyn was in the room but i didnt think anything of it....until a week later when we were at dennys and we were all saying hi and caitlyn says to her "wheres santa?" and she says "sorry sweets...what do u mean?" and caitlyn says (impatiently) "u work with santa...hohoho santa claus?" "u must work with santa cos mummy said...mummy said u always be a ho and ho ho around everywhere.....and santa says ho......" I did not even bother to defend myself ...i just grabbed caitlyn mumbled "gotta go" and skeddadled
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Posted By: AlyAyde
Date Posted: 25 April 2006 at 5:24pm
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wooops. Hope she wasnt a good friend. ------------- Jayde 25/12/04 Alyssa 08/04/03 http://Alyayde.bebo.com |
Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 25 April 2006 at 5:26pm
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sides aching from laughing and tears again!!! ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 25 April 2006 at 5:41pm
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Annie -u do realise there are a lot of people hanging out for a post from u on the trying for pregnancy thread dont u? hehe
Nah she wasnt a good friend, not that caitlyn would give a rats if she was tho! |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 25 April 2006 at 6:08pm
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lol i,m loving this ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: daikini
Date Posted: 26 April 2006 at 10:56pm
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Kiya, this afternoon, comes out from playing in her bedroom: "My toy horse from my farmyard toys is getting married! It's marrying a giraffe!"
Nat (slightly sarcastically) said to me "How will they have children?" Kiya: "Special kisses and cuddles, Daddy!" ------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 26 April 2006 at 11:07pm
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well duh daddy!!! lol cute!!!
little girls seem to like the idea of weddings and marriage a? and they dont care who its to, as long as theres a wedding-dogs marrying cats, barbies and my little ponies etc hmmmm interesting offspring they would be.... Caitlyn likes weddings ever since her dad and stepmum got married,she told me tonite "your my mum until someone better comes cos u tell me off,and if u dont watchout i will fire u and get a new mummy so dont tell me what to do" ahhh if it was only that simple caitlyn
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 27 April 2006 at 2:14pm
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lol ohhh so funny shes cracking me up!!!!! ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: 3under3
Date Posted: 27 April 2006 at 3:22pm
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Cam calls my bra, my "boobies" which is funny b/c it's true (they're well padded, b/c the real ones just are tiny!)
Looking forward till when he can say full sentences and embarrass me - NOT! Rosie |
Posted By: Phat_Cat
Date Posted: 27 April 2006 at 4:28pm
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LMAO - what a classic madame you have Caitlynsmum. Cant stop laughing. And the lady who is Jacks mum (sorry im terrible with remembering names) typical male!!! I have a classic from my 2 yr old nephew. His dad has a male dog whose "peanut" hangs out from time to time. Well one time he fully grabbed it while his fathers back was turned & says " look daddy chopper ( the dog) has a "peanut" like me" daddy was trying hard not to laugh as he was trying to release his sons tight grip on the dogs "peanut" " My 3 nearly 4 yr old niece is a little madame too she embarresses my SIL to no end !!! and called her flowergirl dress from my wedding her "wedding dress" lol she also speaks in this posh english type accent!! Its so funny & her mother has no idea as to where shes got it from. < language=>------------- Tristen - 24/06/07 Rylan - 11/12/08 Angel Babies -14/08/05 & 21/01/2010 Curtis - 26/02/12 |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 27 April 2006 at 6:46pm
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lol loving this can,t wait till james is talking not !!! ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 27 April 2006 at 6:46pm
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LOL Rosie - Maya calls my bra "boobies" too, and is obsessed with a photo of a breast in one of my pregnancy books.
We were out for lunch today and this lady at the table next to us had a baby about 11-12mths old. She walked past us to get to the buffet and she had quite a flabby tummy. MIss Maya announces very loudly (and points) "Look Mum that lady's got a baby in her tummy just like you". I tried to crawl under the table, I was sooooo embarassed! She so OBVIOUSLY wasn't pregnant, just had a baby belly. Out of the mouths of babes alright! ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
(02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 27 April 2006 at 6:55pm
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lol oh my oh my hahahaha ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 27 April 2006 at 8:19pm
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Go Maya!!!
------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: 3under3
Date Posted: 27 April 2006 at 10:14pm
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haha - Cam said one of our Male friends had a baby in his tummy too - you should've seen the look on the guys face (he's not even near fat, but just a teeeny bit overweight, and by that look - knows it :(
Also, when I was changing Cam at my parents house one day, Charlotte grabbed his willy - cause she could. Cam was unimpressed and Mum and Dad were like "what the?!!" This morning DH taught Cam to say "naughty mummy" and he wouldn't say "naughty daddy" Cheeky sod! Rosie |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 28 April 2006 at 8:01am
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Maya asked me when teh babies were coming out and I said in a long time, my tummy has to get really fat first and she said "oh, like daddy's!"
Hehehehe! ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
(02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: Phat_Cat
Date Posted: 28 April 2006 at 9:06am
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heheh good call maya!! ------------- Tristen - 24/06/07 Rylan - 11/12/08 Angel Babies -14/08/05 & 21/01/2010 Curtis - 26/02/12 |
Posted By: deharn
Date Posted: 28 April 2006 at 10:24am
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My goodness Emma, Willie having twins too???? Lucky they are cute sometimes hey?
The dog story reminds me of when Caitlan was little and she used to often enquire as to why "Gringo has his lipstick out?" Gringo was our dog and No..... he didn't work at the clinique counter!!!!! 
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Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 28 April 2006 at 1:13pm
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OMG Deharn, that is hilarious! His lipstick....! ------------- Aimee Hannah 22/10/05 Greer 11/02/08 |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 28 April 2006 at 8:47pm
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lol ...lipstick.
Caitlyns rude about peoples weight,she went up to my friend and said bluntly " u have a fat tummy" so embarrassed esp since my friends really self concious about her weight. She went up to a woman at the bank (i was there robbing it lol) and said "u have a big tummy but ur not having a baby cos ur too old to have babies.....mummy what does it mean when a ladies old and fat?" of course she said that part really loudly. I was talking to a guy at the dairy once (not muffin man) a friend of a friend and Caitlyn said " my mummy did a really really big fart last nite like this ......and it was really really smelly.....are u and my mummy gonna kiss and get married? Not bloody likely now darling. |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 28 April 2006 at 9:49pm
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lol oh this is so funnnyyyyyyyyyy good call maya ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 28 April 2006 at 9:52pm
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When I was about 8 or 9, and my middle brother was about 3 or 4, Mum took me and the 2 boys to church on christmas day. My middle brother chose the quiet prayer/reflection times to pipe up with "Mum why is that man wearing a DRESS?" and, my favourite, "MUM THIS IS BORING CAN WE GO HOME!" top of his angelic little lungs..... He actually stood up to day the last one.. ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: 98765
Date Posted: 29 April 2006 at 3:15pm
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Caitlyn is so funny me and my sis r laughing so hard ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 29 April 2006 at 4:27pm
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haha u know what caitlyns a drama queen ...if i say something/do something she doesnt like she says..."think about that! mum!"
i was watching a dvd with her the other day and realised where she got it from...shrek 2 ..."ive made changes for u shrek...think about that" haha what an egg |
Posted By: daikini
Date Posted: 29 April 2006 at 6:20pm
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Kiya has been singing her version of a nursery rhyme she learnt off a tape all day today: "King Kong Cole was a merry old soul..." ------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 30 April 2006 at 2:19pm
| lol you know what? i think i like Kiyas version better than the original...... |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 25 May 2006 at 11:28pm
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been awhile but had to share this.
everyday on the way to work caitlyn says "angelas married. Your not. You need to get married" so i asked her who i was going to marry. "i dunno, someone, anyone " (thanks mate, its come to that has it?) so i told her, SHE could chose my husband when i got home from work that day, she'd told me shed picked a husband for me and picked up a dvd...."finding neverland" yep...my daughter has given me permission to marry Johnny Depp....*sigh* if i must caitlyn, if i must.. after i get rid of that vanessa paradis cow i'll invite u all to the wedding...... |
Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 26 May 2006 at 10:31pm
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lol Atleast she has good taste.
Bring back the muffin man
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Posted By: skirts
Date Posted: 28 May 2006 at 8:39pm
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Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh yummmmmmy Johnny Depp!
Good taste alright, if only huh! My daughter likes to point to any man in the supermarket and call him daddy at the top of her lungs, which really embarrasses me! I know most kids do it but its still really shame lol, esp cos she doesnt have a daddy so associates any man with daddy
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Posted By: Caterpillar
Date Posted: 01 June 2006 at 2:45pm
It was hailing over here the other day, only very tiny hail tho & Kye says "Look, its raining popcorn!" I thought that was v cute & funny 
Another time I was straightening my hair & had it half pinned up in clips on top of my head when Kye walks in & goes "Mummy, theres a furry animal on top of your head!" Hehe, now u know why I straighten! ------------- Liam Blake 10-12-03 & Kye Jarrod 12-09-01 |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 13 June 2006 at 7:14pm
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geez like i dont already have enough pressure from my mum to "go man hunting" (and she wont even let me take a gun!) now my 4 year old daughter is in on the act!
yesterday we were having cuddles in bed when she turns to me and says , when u get married i'll have a daddy a?" to which i said, no u'll have a step daddy-u already have a daddy that loves u" so she said "and i'll call him other daddy" and i said "no u will call him his name, like Bob or scott, like u do with ur step mum angela" Shes been telling everyone im getting married to Bobscott but the reason she wants me to marry is cos she wants a sister" not a brother thanks, i have a brother already" and she just asked me when it was coming out of my tummy, i told her there was none in their (unless it was the immaculate conception again-its uh, been awhile sorry TMI) and she said if i eat cheese-tomorrow, my baby girl will be born. awesome pregnancy
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 13 June 2006 at 7:53pm
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cool. Easy as cheese? Who knew? ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |