Snappy Answers to Stupid Pregnancy Questions

I'm a very private, introverted person. Being pregnant has been tough, because everyone just assumes all privacy goes out the window and they can ask you terribly personal questions. So I'm asking for support in coming up with some answers to some of the dumber pregnancy questions. In the past 24 hours, I have been asked:

"So were you and your husband trying?" (Umm.. are you asking if I had unprotected sex with my husband? Awkward) "What are you having" (I'm going to guess a baby) "So do you pee a lot?" (Uhhh... relative to...?)

I know people mean well, but this makes me all kinds of uncomfortable and I wish I had some witty one liners to shut them down. Please, help an awkward pregnant lady out.

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Edited by alba266348 - 17 February 2021 at 9:18am