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    Posted: 17 March 2008 at 10:07pm
In car i have oddfellows and smoker lollies in centre console...well when DH hasnt been there first i do!

anyways in car en route to west auck today (long drive!) I was eating a lolly from console...got through three and i hear AAAAAARRRRRRRRRR Ta from back seat. I ignored it thinking it was nothing....ummm next lollie I hear AAAAAAAAAARRRRRR TA!!!!!!!!!! OMG my one year is demanding my lollies....I lied and said- Mummy hasnt got anything.....response? TA!!!!!!!!!!!! No honey honest mummy hasnt got anything see (swallows lollie!)

so next lollie - TA TA TA!!!!!! with hand out each time BTW. Ummm...No ella mummy hasnt got anything...

Oh dear...I lied to my one year old to preserve my lollie stash = how BAD is that!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im guessing gone are my days of eating crap in the car while driving....damnnit!!!!!!!!

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lol. Move your stash.

You soon learn ways to do things in super stealth mode.
although.. Not much gets past Paris. You feel bad cos you kinda remember those times you knew your parents were talking bull. nice thing is she's still young enough not to quite remember that.
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Yeah we learned that lesson about the same time...now we can't eat anything in front of Miss M that we don't want her to have - especially biscuits!!

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LOL i gotta have lollies in the car....might have to put some of her bikkies in there to hand her one of those...and hope DH doesnt find those too!!
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Maybe thats why she woke up so early this morning having nightmares about her mean Mummy not giving her any lollies
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I stick the whole bag in my lap, so its out of Isla's view! You just gotta get sneakier!
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Oliver is like the food police. He sees ANYTHING I ever try to eat. It is such a pain!
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Haha, we have the bikkies in there already, but we warned they make a huge mess on the seat!

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LOL wait until she is  older and you try and sneak a treat for yourself at night and before you know it you have a room full of girls saying "wheres ours" and "mum you hold out" ROFL


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LOL i already have that with BSDH!!!!
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LOL Ro


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hahahahahahaha thats so funny!!!!!
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Oh no Bs that is funny!
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Yip sorry to inform you ... your days are limited if not entirely gone!!!

Nothing is ever safe or secret in my car or handbag thanks to my kids!!

Good luck it only gets worse
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Shame on you BS!

We keep her biscuits or fruit snack bars in the centre consol - Mummy's treats are hidden in the pocket on the door
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ok so snacks for her going in there from tomorrow....I had to share toblerone with her today...came home sat on sofa while she played and she RAN to me and stuck out hand opened mouth and said TA....I tried to tell her it was yucky but that just made the TA louder...

I was hoping her hatred of choccy from in womb would continue...BUT NO!!!!!!! argh im screwed on choccy with her too now....i am now ony going to eat it at work or if BSDH is asleep...alto he does seem to smell it too....arghh!
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Yeah I have just discovered that I can only eat food in front of Ella that I am prepared to share with her...otherwise she just climbs all over me or starts tugging at my legs.  Oh well I figured it might make me eat healthier

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Seb is horrible at wanting what we've got.

I could stuff him full of lunch, then go to eat mine of the exact same thing and he'll want it. And once he's finished his bit, he wants more. If he's not eating and you are, there's yelling going on, no matter if he's full or what. He'll commonly refuse to eat his food, then come beg scraps off our plates.

I don't know how I ever get to eat... usually while he's asleep! Treats are reserved for night time...

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LOL maybe i have stumbled on a new diet - eat only during hours ella is at DC and DH is at work! LOL!!!
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