https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:18:09 +0000 Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:01:43 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=7814 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=168476&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#168476 Author: JD
Subject: 7814
Posted: 28 June 2007 at 1:01pm

whoops, not sure how I managed that last post??? ]]> Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:01:43 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=168476&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#168476 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=168475&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#168475 Author: JD
Subject: 7814
Posted: 28 June 2007 at 1:01pm

.]]> Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:01:21 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=168475&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#168475 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=168474&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#168474 Author: JD
Subject: 7814
Posted: 28 June 2007 at 1:00pm


hehehe very funny]]> Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:00:57 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=168474&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#168474 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=166952&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#166952 Author: fattartsrock
Subject: 7814
Posted: 25 June 2007 at 8:09pm

That was hilarious!!! I've cut and pasted my fave part, the bit I really identify with!

Tuesday, 3:30 AM
My doctor arrives and he is very groggy. He wasn’t expecting my labor to go so quickly. He stands at the end of the hospital bed to assess my progress and I can see the reflection of the carnage of my vagina in his glasses. HORROR!

Tuesday, 3:40 AM
I want to ask my doctor to take off his glasses so that I don’t have to be confronted with my own reflection, but at this point the baby’s head is crowning and I can feel my body stretching around her skull. Why can I feel this? This feeling is WEIRD.

Tuesday, 3:45 AM
OUCH. BABY’S HEAD. BURRRRRNNNNNNNIIINNNNGGGGGG.

]]> Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:09:13 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=166952&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#166952 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=166908&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#166908 Author: lil_miss
Subject: 7814
Posted: 25 June 2007 at 7:27pm

hahahah :) very amusing.. :D ]]> Mon, 25 Jun 2007 19:27:05 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=166908&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#166908 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=162723&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#162723 Author: ezza
Subject: 7814
Posted: 18 June 2007 at 1:47pm

i honestly just peed a little
that was really really really really funny

i loved..

"Jon is still trying to reconcile the fact that he wasted three precious hours of his life timing poop labor."

HILARIOUS. ]]> Mon, 18 Jun 2007 13:47:32 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=162723&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#162723 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=162360&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#162360 Author: Konagirl
Subject: 7814
Posted: 17 June 2007 at 5:26pm

Not sure about this anymore. Maybe we should just have dogs.]]> Sun, 17 Jun 2007 17:26:29 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=162360&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#162360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=162348&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#162348 Author: kabe
Subject: 7814
Posted: 17 June 2007 at 5:14pm

Very funny!! As for the frequent references to Janet Jackson's nipple, lol!]]> Sun, 17 Jun 2007 17:14:02 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=162348&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#162348 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=162292&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#162292 Author: Babe
Subject: 7814
Posted: 17 June 2007 at 3:25pm

I had to read that in parts after discovering hysterical laughter doesn't go well with a miniscule bladder!!
Honestly my days of worrying about an epidural are so over LMAO....
THANKYOU mum2paris!!!!!]]> Sun, 17 Jun 2007 15:25:01 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=162292&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#162292 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=155369&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#155369 Author: Carmel
Subject: 7814
Posted: 05 June 2007 at 2:07pm

That was so funny ]]> Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:07:10 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=155369&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#155369 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=153375&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#153375 Author: Mazzy
Subject: 7814
Posted: 31 May 2007 at 7:42pm

I love it! Have just forwarded it to a friend who I know will especially appreciate the epidural bit. ]]> Thu, 31 May 2007 19:42:09 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=153375&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#153375 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=153341&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#153341 Author: emachan
Subject: 7814
Posted: 31 May 2007 at 6:15pm

What a great story!
I wish I had the talent to write something as good as that!]]> Thu, 31 May 2007 18:15:15 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=153341&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#153341 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151746&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151746 Author: mum2paris
Subject: 7814
Posted: 28 May 2007 at 5:14pm

I agree with Teresa.. I didn't experience any of that at all, no snip no epidural, no hours and hours of waiting no induction. that chick had it all nearly lol!

You could go the complete opposite and push em out after under 4 hrs of any labour at all with no pain releif at all.. he he, i know first timers dont think that way but a fair few first timers do things pretty quickly.. and most people will always have something happen that's different to how they thought it would be.

I just loved her blunt humour about it all.]]> Mon, 28 May 2007 17:14:18 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151746&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151746 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151699&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151699 Author: catcase
Subject: 7814
Posted: 28 May 2007 at 4:37pm

Oh my goodness I am almost crying it is that funny!!!! Have printed out a copy so I can put in my hospital bag, cos it definitely is worth it!!! ]]> Mon, 28 May 2007 16:37:45 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151699&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151699 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151698&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151698 Author: bookwyrm
Subject: 7814
Posted: 28 May 2007 at 4:37pm

*grabs a cuppa*

Man, I loved that story!

And there goes another Janet Jackson nipple!]]> Mon, 28 May 2007 16:37:44 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151698&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151698 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151664&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151664 Author: busymum
Subject: 7814
Posted: 28 May 2007 at 3:54pm

fleury wrote: LOL that was so funny, makes you wonder how anyone ever has more than 1 baby.

Well for my part, I can say that I experienced half of that with Briona and the other half with Krystiana... so it doesn't have to be that bad. And look at the rewards! ]]> Mon, 28 May 2007 15:54:55 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151664&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151664 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151637&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151637 Author: james
Subject: 7814
Posted: 28 May 2007 at 2:58pm

heheh thats soo funny and soo nice as well ]]> Mon, 28 May 2007 14:58:46 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151637&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151637 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151355&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151355 Author: fattartsrock
Subject: 7814
Posted: 27 May 2007 at 8:09pm

bums, i can't access it, will have to try tomorrow]]> Sun, 27 May 2007 20:09:03 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151355&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151355 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151326&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151326 Author: caliandjack
Subject: 7814
Posted: 27 May 2007 at 6:06pm

LOL that was so funny, makes you wonder how anyone ever has more than 1 baby.]]> Sun, 27 May 2007 18:06:32 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151326&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151326 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151314&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151314 Author: caraMel
Subject: 7814
Posted: 27 May 2007 at 5:23pm

LOL Everything you said Teresa and BURRRRRRRNNNNNIIIINNNG!]]> Sun, 27 May 2007 17:23:47 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151314&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151314 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151275&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151275 Author: busymum
Subject: 7814
Posted: 27 May 2007 at 2:18pm

HAHAHAHA!!!

Oh my goodnes that was SO funny! Poop contractions, the "dreaded hospital gown", Madame Mustache, the mirror! Oh so funny!]]> Sun, 27 May 2007 14:18:43 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151275&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151275 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151274&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151274 Author: mum2paris
Subject: 7814
Posted: 27 May 2007 at 2:18pm

I just found it so funny. it's crazythe silly little things you actually remember about your labours even if you black the rest out.]]> Sun, 27 May 2007 14:18:27 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151274&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151274 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151273&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151273 Author: emz
Subject: 7814
Posted: 27 May 2007 at 2:11pm

Hehe that's a good one! Although I don't know if I should read too many birth stories, I'm starting to freak out a bit! Ignorance is bliss. ]]> Sun, 27 May 2007 14:11:24 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151273&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151273 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151263&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151263 Author: mum2paris
Subject: 7814
Posted: 27 May 2007 at 1:54pm


Hey there ladies another lady posted the link to this on a different site i go to.. and oh my god it's the funniest birth story, the lady is just such a crack up the whole way thru.. a little long but very truthful and so funny. (did i mention the funny?)

Grab a cuppa and have a read.

funny birth story]]> Sun, 27 May 2007 13:54:11 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7814&PID=151263&title=funny-birth-story-cracked-me-up#151263