https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Sat, 04 Apr 2026 05:47:37 +0000 Sat, 24 Mar 2007 16:54:18 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=6321 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6321&PID=122145&title=mum-job-description#122145 Author: sunnyhoney
Subject: 6321
Posted: 24 March 2007 at 4:54pm

yeah me too!]]> Sat, 24 Mar 2007 16:54:18 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6321&PID=122145&title=mum-job-description#122145 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6321&PID=122006&title=mum-job-description#122006 Author: Skyflame
Subject: 6321
Posted: 24 March 2007 at 12:43am

lol. Very amusing.

Almost makes you wonder why we sign up for it. Almost, although I am looking forward to it enormously.]]> Sat, 24 Mar 2007 00:43:00 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6321&PID=122006&title=mum-job-description#122006 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6321&PID=121759&title=mum-job-description#121759 Author: mum2three
Subject: 6321
Posted: 23 March 2007 at 10:19am

he he he ]]> Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:19:47 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6321&PID=121759&title=mum-job-description#121759 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6321&PID=121758&title=mum-job-description#121758 Author: sunnyhoney
Subject: 6321
Posted: 23 March 2007 at 10:13am

MUM - JOB DESCRIPTION

(my Mother-in-Law just sent this to me)

If it had been presented this way, no one would have done it!!!!   



     

POSITION:

Mother, Madre, Mum, Mumma, Mummy, Ma, Mama,






JOB DESCRIPTION:

Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.


RESPONSIBILITIES:

The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.


POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:

Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you


PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:

None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.


WAGES AND COMPENSATION:

Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption   that   university will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.


BENEFITS:

While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life.
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