https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Thu, 07 May 2026 10:51:12 +0000 Sun, 07 May 2006 08:25:13 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=2384 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44480&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44480 Author: daikini
Subject: 2384
Posted: 07 May 2006 at 8:25am

I've seen that before too... but I'm still crying with laughter!]]> Sun, 07 May 2006 08:25:13 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44480&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44480 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44403&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44403 Author: james
Subject: 2384
Posted: 06 May 2006 at 5:32pm

pml that is so funny ]]> Sat, 06 May 2006 17:32:57 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44403&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44403 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44384&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44384 Author: Sarah Beth
Subject: 2384
Posted: 06 May 2006 at 3:26pm

me too paws, but still made me laugh!]]> Sat, 06 May 2006 15:26:28 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44384&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44384 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44374&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44374 Author: Paws
Subject: 2384
Posted: 06 May 2006 at 2:07pm

I've seen that one before but it had a different airline substituted for Qantas....so funny!!!!]]> Sat, 06 May 2006 14:07:42 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44374&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44374 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44349&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44349 Author: MILF
Subject: 2384
Posted: 06 May 2006 at 10:47am

haha my hubby was just going "what? whats wrong" when i was reading that, as i was giggling to much.... very funny...]]> Sat, 06 May 2006 10:47:01 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44349&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44349 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44345&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44345 Author: jax
Subject: 2384
Posted: 06 May 2006 at 10:31am

HAHAHAHA Oh GOD I almost PMSL too !! Hahahaha hubby thinks I'm insane (laughing like a lunatic here), and is now ordering me to get off the computer LOL ]]> Sat, 06 May 2006 10:31:22 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44345&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44345 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44340&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44340 Author: aimeejoy
Subject: 2384
Posted: 06 May 2006 at 10:09am

]]> Sat, 06 May 2006 10:09:59 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44340&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44340 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44339&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44339 Author: jack_&_charli
Subject: 2384
Posted: 06 May 2006 at 10:07am

hehehehehehe!!! love it! ]]> Sat, 06 May 2006 10:07:46 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44339&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44339 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44318&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44318 Author: Guests
Subject: 2384
Posted: 06 May 2006 at 9:04am

Qantas Airlines----

It takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one: a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely for their jobs.

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet", which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.

The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' Pilots

(Marked with a P) and the Solutions Recorded (marked with an S) By Maintenance Engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. .

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P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.


P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.

S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.


P: Something loose in cockpit.

S: Something tightened in cockpit.


P: Dead bugs on windshield.

S: Live bugs on back-order.


P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.

S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.


P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

S: Evidence removed.


P: DME volume unbelievably loud.

S: DME volume set to more believable level.


P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.

S: That's what they're for.


P: IFF inoperative.

S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.


P: Suspected crack in windshield.

S: Suspect you're right.


P: Number 3 engine missing.

S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.


P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)

S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.


P: Target radar hums.

S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.


P: Mouse in cockpit.

S: Cat installed.


And The Best One For Last!!


P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.

S: Took hammer away from midget]]> Sat, 06 May 2006 09:04:55 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2384&PID=44318&title=this-made-me-pml-this-morning#44318